Sunday, November 1, 2009


hello internet, this is über-yankee fan Herbert Finklestein, better known in the deepest trenches of the interweb as teh one and only J03_D1M4GG10_56. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited that the yanks are so close to winning the world series. I had my mom bring out all my uncle's old yankee stuff (he was a backup infielder for their AA affiliate back in '81) and I've been savoring every phanatic crushing moment... that being said, I do have some suggestions on how to make the team better next year, and my sabermetrical skills will backup all of my inferences. first things first, get rid of rivera, jeter, posada, and pettitte. The charts I've made up in my basement clearly show the decline of each, and frankly I feel like the team needs to get younger. We need more players like nick swisher and shelley duncan... Gutsy players that don't put up gaudy statistics, but have high OBPs and/or gamer attitudes. Pick up david eckstein or miguel tejada to replace jeets, he's done. And Mariano is sooooooooooooo overrated, his WHIP was over 1.00 this season, reality check, hes not getting any younger lol. oh shizzle, my mom says dinners ready, so until next time yankee universe... [USER LOGGED OFF 5:23pm]

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