"Well, it was a long time coming..." the 6'10" veteran said after the game, "I have been in this league for so long, sometimes you lose sight of the important things in life. Pushing cameramen, sending people to the hospital at All-Star games, and just treating everyone like absolute garbage 24/7." Giants lefty Randy Johnson went 2/3's of an inning Thursday allowing 10 runs on 6 hits and 7 walks. His San Francisco Giants went on to lose the game 18-2. A typical start for the "giant" southpaw, and a positive sign for the Baysiders.
Randy: "I tried to keep the damage down to a minimum and give the bullpen more rest than they're accustomed to," he paused and resettled the ice on his left shoulder, waiting expectantly for another question from the assembly of stunned reporters. "I have been around this game for a while now, and as long as I get my millions, I will continue to throw batting practice and yell at fans from the mound, and dugout. I enjoy smoking in between and sometimes during innings, and writing made-up swear words on kid's ballgloves. I'm proud of my accomplishments and my ability to throw upper 80's heat. This game is not easy. Guys want to get hits, they will. I can only get out of the game as quick as I can and eat delicious food in the clubhouse."
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