Suzyn Waldman: “You know John, I was talking with Mark the other day, and he said ‘I want to hit a home run’ And he did, John!”John Sterling: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAA homerun for Big TEX. He really corralled that one Suze. Teixeira! With a bomb to dead-centerfield! The TEX-man is in town, and he’s collecting! Everything’s bigger in Texas! That was a TEXbook homerun. TEX marks the spot! Extra TEXtra, read all about the mammoth home run of the Yankees Extraordinary first baseman. He really fulfilled the conTEXtual obligations of his contract, Suze! Viva TEX Vegas! The Texas homerun massacre! TEXual healing in Baltimore……. (44 minutes later) ….. Ahuh... ahuh... He woke up this morning and ate his TEX-Mix. ahuh..... Uph, sorry everyone, that was a foul ball off the bat of Jose Molina.”
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